Complaint Central

somebody put a dirty, rolled up diaper up by our house behind the bushes in the front. thanks, considerate neighbors.

everyday these people heat up their lunch in the lab, only to take it outside to eat next to the public microwave. and everyday, the stench of their shitty frozen meals stinks up the lab for hours. WHY don’t they just heat it up outside like everyone else? oh yeah, probably because they don’t want to smell the shit they’re eating, either.

stage IV lung cancer, has spread to lymph nodes around the liver. surgery is no longer an option though the biggest tumor is pressing on nerves in the spine, making it difficult to eat or stand or sleep without excruciating pain. exploring chemo/radiation options and morphine for pain.

my uncle is dying.

Hey, here’s a really good drug that works and is cheap but we bought this other less effective one by the boat loads for a sweet deal so you have to use that one first. If it fails, THEN you can use the one that actually works. You’re welcome!

Navitus can suck my balls.

I just want to look up the list of drugs that are covered under insurance. That’s all. The main website links to a list that comes up as an “error” (broken link). When I try to go to Navitus and login, it won’t let me. When I try to make a new account, it won’t let me. I can’t find my Navitus card so the number on the back I’m supposed to call is unavailable to me and not on the website. I just want to know if I can get medicated! That’s all! Why is it impossible? The pharmacy would have printed off the list for me if it wasn’t 114 pages long. Not helpful!

Talked to the neighbors and found out it’s the same person who drove through our front yard and walked across our back patio- and he’s the 18 year old son of the lady next door, who has “mental problems” and “trouble with authority” and oh yeah, he’s also going to jail. Great. I feel SO much safer now.

Really, really don’t want to, but it looks like the only way to keep our neighbors from walking (and driving) onto and across our property is to put up a fence from the street to the fence in the back between our properties. I don’t want to because it would be more inconvenient for cars on our driveway- probably wouldn’t be able to open doors all the way, but after having Some Random Dude cross our backyard patio last night who was “upset” about something is pretty much the last straw for me. I can’t feel safe when there are pissed off strangers in my yard and on my driveway at all hours of the day and night. Does private property not exist anymore?

I HAVE FLEAS. MY LIFE IS OVER.

Bring it

If your cat is an outdoor cat and it is shitting in my garden I will do everything in my power to convince it not to come back. I will not shoot BBs at it (how vile) but I will trap it and take it to the pound. What? You say these “aren’t [your] cats”? Oh, how convenient that you feed FIFTEEN OF THE FUCKERS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE.

And, kitten season is coming… dear god.

Indigestion while in a public place is extremely unpleasant.